Ways to Say No

There are several ways to say no to a person, without saying the word no. As Mrs. Matthews just said, not in a million years. I actually found a website, which I thought was kinda humorous, that lists 100 ways to say no, starting with I'd love to but... some of the better ones include: I'd love to but my patent is pending, I'd love to but I'm being deported, I'd love to but the last time I went, I never came back, I'd love to but I have to bleach my hare, and another one that I don't really understand is, I'd love to but I have to floss my cat.